You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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