what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
