Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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