Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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