It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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