jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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