yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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