I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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