That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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