porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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