i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i believe in u and ur pee
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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