epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
the liver wants what the liver wants
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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