ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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