just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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