My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
It's just like the Real World with babies
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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