Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Randomize
