All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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