i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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