i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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