Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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