He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
