Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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