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Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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