i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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