Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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