Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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