I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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