Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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