everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If I die, sorry about rent.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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