I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she looked like the before picture.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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