So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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