that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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