he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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