girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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