no one should ever give us hovercrafts
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If I die, sorry about rent.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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