in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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