Sponge bath it is.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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