She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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