i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
as a side note pls kill me
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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