Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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