Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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