Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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