I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Mom said you looked used
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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