she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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