the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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