I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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