It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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