whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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