you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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