You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That accounts for only three of the penises
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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