I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
pray to the hookup gods
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