After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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